Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.
by Dirty Eddd May 12, 2009
Get the Ding Dong Bongmug. by Zino March 26, 2003
Get the ding dong dooleymug. The words you use in place of another. In place of curse words, when you are tongue tied or can't remember the word you wanna use; these are all acceptable times to use shabalaba ding dong.
by FrannieG November 30, 2011
Get the shabalaba ding dongmug. by Mr.bacon March 10, 2008
Get the shabalaba ding dongmug. The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.
Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013
Get the Ding Dong Dudemug. This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.
by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005
Get the ding dong dooleymug. Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010
Get the ding dong johnsonmug.