digitalclock

a term used for a snowflake who gets offended by small jokes.

"Delhi stop being a fucking digitalclock"

by crab64 February 11, 2022

digital trailblazer

A term used to describe a person who has created something original, using electronic technology, and then posted it online, usually in a way that draws substantial attention.

The prolific and incomparably witty Dr. Bunnygirl is one of the most well-known digital trailblazers of all time, having contributed more than 1,700 words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022

Diginom

A portmanteau of the term ‘digital-nomad’ used to describe workers with no fixed location who use their freedom to travel the worlds most remote areas that are able to maintain strong internet connections

Favoured for its snappy linguistic structure and reference to the Japanese Digimon trend.

Bro 1: Where do you work, bro?
Diginom: Last week I was in Madeira, now I’m in Cape Town.

Bro 1: Wait, what? But where is your office?
Diginom: Wherever my laptop is bro, I’m a diginom.

Bro 1: Dang! I hate you bro! Do you actually get any work done?
Diginom: Not really. I’m about to get fired.

by Curious Beast March 3, 2023

21st Century Digital Boy

A term that pretty much describes a guy living in the 21st century who is really obsessed with technology. Inspired by the Bad Religion song of the same name released in 1990 (some may think the song predicted the future but all the digital stuff was already going on around the band during the early 90s).

My brother was known for being a 21st century digital boy as he would always be on his phone and game online.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

digital penetration

One's hand refers to digits, penetration refers to the action of penetrating; therefore digital penetration equals shoving your hand in ones cooch.

Dick and Jane went out for an evening of entertainment, little did Jane know, that by the end of the night her cookie would experience digital penetration.

by Cristobol May 23, 2006

DiGiorno

A brand of somewhat cheap frozen pizza owned by Nestlé, marketed as Delissio in Canada. While their slogan "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!" is intended to imply a pizza comparable to delivery, the actual product tends to have thick, squishy crust, a ton of sauce, and small amounts of cheese and toppings that tend to slide off during cooking and eating (probably due to the extreme amount of sauce).

DiGiorno is also known for selling pizza and appetizer combinations like "Pizza and Cookies" and "Pizza and Wyngz."

Well, we can go to Wal-Mart and get some DiGiorno's.

by StormDewleaf June 14, 2011

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009