Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
by Froominator March 5, 2021

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024

by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

"Oh look! It's Not a detective! Rumour says he deals out spankings and headpats for those who dare ask" "Oh damn, he is a scary dom!"
by NotNotADetective September 9, 2021
