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Musty Queef Detection

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction
by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023
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Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"
by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024
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Detective T

A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.
by An0nymøuS January 16, 2022
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dead detective

That means a war between the Detective Bureau and the killer(s) of that detective.
we found the dead detective and we know where the killer is, so we track him and breach him
by gang officer January 25, 2020
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fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
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