dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Dented starfish

The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.

Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.

Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.

by Clifford "The Mayor" August 7, 2024

Maxwell Elliot Scrotum Dent

A known streamer on Twitch

"Hey, whats plaqueboymax's real name?"
""its maxwell elliot scrotum dent""
"oh!"

by vonsvault January 19, 2024

Angel dent

An angel dent will be the most amazing girl you will ever know she’s perfect, for a good figure, and she has a sweet backend, she will love you with ever piece of her heart, if you have a angel dent in your life don’t let her go, she always thinks up and has a good future planned!

If you get on the wrong side of her she is a bitch and doesn’t let things lie until she has made her point, she can keep secrets, at first she will seem shy but if she trusts you she will open up like a flower

If your luck enough to have a angel dent in your life respect her!

I will never let angel dent go

by Annabellleblack101 June 14, 2018

cap-a-dent

the hat hair or dent you get from hats

dude put on yo hat you got major cap-a-dent

by alliee November 7, 2003

cody dent

a pedo man who still talks to underage kids

yo did you hear John pulled a cody dent??

by johnrisser January 6, 2023

Dent

Another term for marijuana reefers (aka Blunt, Joint, etc.)

“I can’t find a meaning so I’m smoking on a dent”

by real_gr33nG0bLiN November 7, 2022