dating myself

Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.

My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight.

by Avery B September 21, 2005

dating material

defition 1: Someone who isn't into dating for any personal reason.
e.g.: He/She doesn't want to feel emotionally attached to someone else because they feel they do not have enough time to dedicate themselves to a relation; Doesn't enjoy kissing or any sort of cuddling; Values their freedom above romance.

definition 2: Someone who is seen by the majority as having no potential to partner up or date with.
e.g.: Rude or unpolite person; Uneducated; Unnatractive.

I am definetly not dating material.

She isn't dating material. I would never be with such a person.

by ISTetrue June 19, 2016

Dating partnership

More than friends with benefits where you are also emotionally vested but at a lower level of spectrum than a much serious relationship such as commitment or marriage.

Gang of friends: Hey man, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".

by Shackle_95 October 16, 2018

dating game

A game in which you form an artificial relationship with a computer. A more clear example can be understood in the manga "The world God Only Knows."

I was playing my dating game and I asked the computer to marry me

by IDidn'tKnowICouldDoThis April 22, 2014

Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.

Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012