darius

A Farquaad-like figure in the least. Not very handsom, but is good for a laugh.
Call short but yet very tall, and thinks he looks good…hehe jokes on him

“Wow hes suchh a Darius hehe”

“My Darius is Darius”

by Ratatouille13 August 08, 2022

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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.

"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"

by D. Arius January 07, 2025

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darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.

Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."

by obesemoron December 01, 2024

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Darius Micu

the hottest boy alive, the most handsome boy alive. He is a sex god and is the most wonderful boyfriend!!!!
Sasha loves him the most (she loves him more than he loves her - proven fact).
Micu is perfect from the ankles to the head, not only on the outside but also on the inside. He is a thoughtful, lovable, genius boy who deserves all the possible best in the world.

I love u Darius Micu!!

by Micaabrahamlincoln November 02, 2023

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