Dante

My boyfriend.

He’s my comfort, my home, my source of happiness, and my person. I love him more than I’ve ever loved anybody. 🧸

He’s so damn handsome too, it’s difficult to not get nervous sometimes around him.

“Dante is such a good boyfriend. I could rant on about him forever, and wouldn’t get bored. I feel bad for anyone I’m ranting to though, they’d have to sit through endless paragraphs of it.”

by Jaslyn_is_batman March 9, 2024

Dante

Is a fat nigga that should die

Look at that big boy that’s black. Yeah Dante.

by Cheng Chennai December 9, 2021

Jebmond Dantes

Unbreakable

That rock is jebmond Dantes, no one can break it.

by G.nth September 5, 2023

Dante's Arctic Inferno

When a partner puts Icy Hot on the inside of his dick sleeve, then shoves it into his partners ass and as it goes in, the sleeve retracts smearing the inside of his brown eye with icy hot goodness.

Eric could tell he was in for a good night when he saw Deshontay pull out the Icy Hot, pull back his cock sleeve and begin applying the soft cream as he made hard eye contact. Eric was ready to back straight into Dante's Arctic Inferno.

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Dante D'angelo'd

Ripped off, played, scammed

Emily-"dude my shirt is taking forever to come in the mail."
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"

by user 2123456543212345 August 3, 2017

Dante

WACKY WOOHOO PIZZA MAN

A: Do you hear something weird? Like someone is yelling SWORTRIROYSWORGUNROYSWORTRICSWORGUNROYALGUARD
B: That's Dante riding a motorcycle.

by Motivated man November 23, 2021

Dante

The most funny and outgoing girl you’ll ever meet she’s the smartest ever and isn’t afraid to punch a bitch, definitely befriend her she’ll be your friend for life

“Yeah Dante likes boiled eggs they be bussin”

by Mike mcdonald May 21, 2021