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Deffo Shaggin'

A term meaning you and someone else are thinking 2 people are having sexual intercourse without your knowledge, but you can tell.
*Teacher sat at desk and is marking work*
*Another teacher enters and starts talking to the other teacher*
*Pupils turn round to friend*
"Them teachers are DEFFO SHAGGIN' look at them"
by skankers2k9 July 27, 2009
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Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008
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Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living
That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.
by DickFlex December 20, 2018
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daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.
"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".
by tarmac April 21, 2005
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Daffy

A duck that always gets shot by an Elmer Fudd
Bugs: Duck Season
Daffy: Wabbit Season
Bugs: Wabbit Season
Daffy: Duck Season FIRE!! *Gets shot*
by Hamtaro January 2, 2019
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Daffi

Dank/Dope.As.Fuck-Fi
Mario Bros 3 is Daffi
by Mynoduesp825 October 17, 2019
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Daff

An acronym that stands for double anal fisting fagget.
You may use this as a verb if you add ing.
Matthew was being such a daff today.
Mark is daffing with Cole.
That's dafftastic.
by Dave Blazing September 30, 2010
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