Morty'd

To do all that is possible to make sure a sentence is unreadable by scrambling words, misspelling words, or just flat out not knowing the words..

Today I wished my computer had grammar check cause I Morty'd my whole term paper and got an F.
OR
Man, can you guys figure out what Ed just wrote? "ok CUT THE CRAP AND GET THE TIME IN!!!! I DON'T WANT BE TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE NEXT WEEK WHEN DUB'S OFF!!!!!" He Morty'd the hell out of that!

by Ernesto Disiro May 7, 2009

Mower Dick'd

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.

Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."

by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014

Montage'd

A moment in one's life in which an event was so extensive that they tend to only remember it in a series of clips.
Generally a song one finds suitable to the event will play in their head during this.

Rocky suffered the most most severe case of being montage'd.

by atomicturtle August 21, 2011

Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

Morvan'd

Unwanted advances

Last night I was at this party and I got Morvan'd by Joe. He wouldn't take no for an answer. He kept coming at me with his mouth open and tongue hanging out.

by msugal80 May 10, 2011

Moe'd out

Food coma from bbq

I'm too moe'd out to do anything right now

by _jaguar_shark_ August 16, 2014

Mook'd

to abruptly end all contact with someone for no reason.

Girl 1: You still talking to Jamar?
Girl 2: No girl he stopped talking to me
Girl 1: Damn! You got Mook'd!!!

by Janisa Lopez December 19, 2014