Custard Tits is usually a term used for a chick with sloppy, saggy tits. The name comes from the sloppiness of the breast, which can be related to the feeling of custard in a plastic bag.
by WooS July 17, 2006
Get the custard titsmug. V. To Custard Pie
From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.
To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.
If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.
This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.
To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.
If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.
This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
Man in Street 1: "Hey buddy! Good to see you? How you been? High Five!"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
by Howester January 27, 2008
Get the custard piemug. by Finesse.latinaLuciaa June 3, 2017
Get the custard darlingmug. by Constant John February 14, 2009
Get the custard and jellymug. The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.
by J_Hop May 2, 2016
Get the Custard Creammug. Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".
1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"
2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"
2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
by Invorta November 30, 2010
Get the Spit the custardmug. by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021
Get the Custard Crannymug.