Curb Chomp

A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.

Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?

by Abasdemm October 25, 2009

Curb turtle

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled

1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.

by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014

Dirty curb

When you take a shit on a curb and put someone’s teeth on the shit and curb stomp then

Person1:I’m going to dirty curb you

by Analbead42069 January 23, 2021

Curb Awkwardness

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.

Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness

by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010

Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022

side curb

someone who is known as a “pussy” or “weak”

oh yeah that Tim he’s a absolute side curb he was way to scared to fight me

by 1truthonly January 6, 2022

curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016