A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
Get the When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.mug. Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.
Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022
Get the Crismug. My name is Cris without an “h”.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Crismug. by Avior Shadestar November 2, 2022
Get the Cries inmug. The best couple in the world. They'll do anything and everything for each other. They have ups and downs but no matter what they always make it work. They love each other to the core and they will be lifelong partners.
by Lslldodken January 19, 2022
Get the Tricia and Crismug. A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris
by French Horn God May 10, 2019
Get the Crismug. by Adiandookie April 14, 2022
Get the Crismug.