Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

Josh Creamer

When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not

“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”

by jdnsisnxos October 14, 2018

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022

Corny Creamer

Sticking a piece of corn on the Cobb into a spinning fan, blending it together, shoving the smoother up a hot country bitches pussy, fuck the shit outta her, and then eat the creamy corn for dinner

This is my grandpas old recipe, he used to eat corny creamer every night in his prime…YEEEEHAWWW

by Magnus clapdong February 18, 2023

Carl Creamer

Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."

by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 14, 2023

Creamerism

When u hold a shit in all day and finally let it out infront of a group of girls and then return to a standing ovation and comments of sympathy asking if your alright

On look he did a creamerism

by Omak3 April 24, 2020