Christopher

Christopher is a tall, handsome, strong, smart man. He is really good at making love and a great kisser. hGet on his good side because he's not afraid to fight. He will fight for what's right. He is an amazing friend that you never want to lose. <3

OMG Christopher is so hot and he has a nice butt

by Maker Of Love January 29, 2019

Christopher

Oh yeah that guy. He’s a goof

Christopher is a goof

by fact-checking December 3, 2020

Christopher

1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.

1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.

by Jerry520 February 14, 2010

Christopher

An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.

Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.

by Zan da man May 31, 2018

Christopher

Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.

"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher

by Smisha October 13, 2010

Christopher

Skinny penis.

Yo’ dog, did you see his Christopher?
It was so short!

by Mutherfuckir November 16, 2017

Christopher

the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.

"Wow! Look at Christopher's girlfriend"

by ure girlfrind May 16, 2018