a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
Get the champion cuntmug. During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
by 25pseudonym1 September 3, 2014
Get the Week of Championsmug. (elle cham-pee-own) n. a title for one who is masterful or excels at a certain activity or a series of activities or sports (i.e.: billiards, guitar hero, rock paper scissors, fencing, hot dog eating contest)
by thehootie December 29, 2007
Get the El Champion'mug. by Bito January 26, 2005
Get the Chief Championmug. by lrcboho December 4, 2003
Get the Breakfast of Championsmug. Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.
Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.
Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.
(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.
by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009
Get the breakfast of championsmug. Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014
Get the swag championmug.