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Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012
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Car Wash

When you see a chick with big tits.
She’s got big tits
Guy 1: That chick has huge tits
Guy 2: Nah Thats a A WHOLE DAMN CAR WASH
by VDog97 May 5, 2019
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3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
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Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change

The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.
"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"
by brian duclos April 27, 2010
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Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!
Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”
by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024
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Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.
He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.
by Oooo weeee October 14, 2022
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Nottingham Car Wash

At a dogging site, a lady puts on a show and the watching gentlemen bukkake the windscreen.
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"
by Bravo Tango March 16, 2025
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