A monster. If you ever see a Cade, run! My cousin is a literal serial killer. (BTW his name is Cade)
by aNiceIdiot October 24, 2019

by ftrfaeufheiurgfthklsafhnilufuj March 6, 2024

There’s only one word to describe Cade... mean. Cade is unkind, mean, stupid, and can’t do anything right.
Cade shut the fuck up
by The kid who’s always right October 26, 2020

so hilarious you could look at them and both laugh, soo so prettty and gets tons of guys no joke, dates one per week tbh. would probs die from laughing to hard, beautiful brown hair and eyes :)) literally cant pass any of their classes tho-
by finnandrileyandjacob October 31, 2022

Cade is a person that works hard in anything they do. Especially their sports. Cade is also a very funny person, sometimes they aren’t trying to be funny but they just are. Sometimes they feel alone but they aren’t, they have many friends. Cade is also a very smart person, sometimes they don’t act like it but they are. People love Cade, especially during the long boring times, they can get in trouble, but not serious trouble and still be happy. Overall, Cade is a very good person.
Person 1: “Who is that?”
Person 2: “Oh, that’s Cade. He’s pretty funny huh?”
Person 1: “Definitely.”
Person 2: “Oh, that’s Cade. He’s pretty funny huh?”
Person 1: “Definitely.”
by kepsoccer12 March 24, 2025

One of the biggest pussies I know of. Throughout my life I have met two Cade Cruzens and wish I never had. He was the worst athlete I had ever seen, basically looked like his feet were stuck in quick sand. What a fuckin pussy I shit on that kid everyday in the halls. Now this isn't from first hand experience but if i recall correctly both Cades I met were most likely gay. It's a sad day anytime someone is named Cade Cruzen.
by fjwfhjweiofnwefowejfoirwf August 21, 2019
