Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.

Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer

by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019

Bust her nut

To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend

Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear

by Noggin the nog May 13, 2018

Bust a nut

To wank so violently that you drain your nuts and have to wait until your balls are full of cum that you can now bust another nut

Mark "Dude, that porn last night made me bust a nut so hard, I might have to wait three months"
James "That's crazy"

by Aussie Fella' December 11, 2024

bust a nut about

It is what you say to one of the homies when they think something is hot, but it actually isn’t, or it is common and not that special.

Homie: Yo did you see the outfit Jessica wore today?! I could see so much of her cleavage!
Me: Easy bro. Nothing to bust a nut about

by DiffinDagels March 7, 2024

Nut busted naked roulette

Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you

The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes

Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette

No my balls are still sore from last night we played

by Biggest brain December 12, 2022

Bust a nut

The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.

Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.

by PussySlayer0892 October 31, 2019

bust a nut

To ejaculate your semen preferably into your girlfriend’s mouth, better hope this nut she’ll swallow

Friend 1: Hey dude you lookin’ happy

Friend 2: Yeah dude just get a blowjob from my girl and i bust a nut In her mouth and she swallowed too!
Friend 1: Awesome dude, did you drink pineapple juice the night before, like i told you to?
Friend 2: Of course, she loved the taste of my sperm

*Drink pineapple juice before shooting your load in a girls mouth*

by She sucked my dick March 2, 2020