Bruising

Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions

"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"

by Big stank January 5, 2020

Dirty bruise

Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.

Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!

I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!

by TiGhT*wOuNd&HeLlbOuNd February 22, 2020

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

Button Bruise

When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.

I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise

by Nursing10 March 15, 2011

Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021

Big Bruise Boy

Someone who is sad, hurt or 'down bad' in any sense. I.e heartbroken. bruised heart etc.

"Did you hear about Tyler Getting dumped by Haley?"

"Yeah he's a big bruise boy right now"

by bruiseboy47 April 19, 2021

dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022