booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023

a brodie bruise

day one in prison segregation gets nonce bashed

a brodie bruise rage

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021