Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:
"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
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Specifically, this is not a racist phrase regarding human genetics and human interracial offspring.
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I do not endorse their dog breeding program, they are a color breeder, selecting nearly exclusively for coat color and fur markings.
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these are people who have not accomplished any great feats in life nor are accomplishing & feel the need to have a Litter of children..children who will follow in their predecessors foot steps, Accomplishing nothing tremendous like Curing Cancer or Finding a sustain renewable energy source for society in whole.
these are people who have not accomplished any great feats in life nor are accomplishing & feel the need to have a Litter of children..children who will follow in their predecessors foot steps, Accomplishing nothing tremendous like Curing Cancer or Finding a sustain renewable energy source for society in whole.
Ah look it’s Steve, who has the run of mill of desk job..basic 9-5 sorta stuff.. and has 8 kids with a set of twins on the way..an active member to BREEDER CULTURE..
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