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runaway booger

When you pick your nose while playing Halo 3 and stick it to your lower quad just above your knee. You plan to flush it once your done playing, but you never remember. When you finally do remeber, the booger is gone and you wonder where you lost it.
Guy 1: "Man, I love raping the crap out of people who don't know how to XBOX."

Guy 2: "Oh, yeah. I know. Oh man, that is a big booger.

Guy 1: "Make sure you treat that booger right, or it might become one of those runaway boogers I been hearin' about."
by Jake Kot November 4, 2007
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booger

"ugh, there's a massive booger hanging out of your nose, please clean it!"
by Anya Ali January 15, 2003
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Boogerwolf

An obnoxious, fat, hairy, disgusting female that thinks she is hot. She is the one that gets drunk and wants to have sex with anyone. As the night grows, she becomes hairy, sweaty, and greasy. Often known to howl!
"Let me hook you up with my girlfriend." "Hell no, she's a boogerwolf!"
by bamakong1234 September 8, 2007
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Booger smoker

The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.
The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.
by jakfoxx June 5, 2011
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Booger sugar

Another name for cocaine or anything else that you snort through your nose.
I'm gonna snort a heap of booger sugar before I hit the clubs tonight.
by Liljimy69 June 14, 2014
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Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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boogerfoot

Yo son, light up that boogerfoot!!!!
by Park Hillian January 28, 2008
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