Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011
Get the Bluetooth fuckmug. by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022
Get the Bluetooth Managermug. A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
Get the Bluetooth Universemug. I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
Get the Bluetooth Carjackingmug. When you bust a nut without touching your penis while watch a video (commonly porn) or listening to audio (also offen porn)
You: what did you do last ni-
Weird guy(probably named Alex or sum shit): busted a fat bluetooth nut all over my hatsune miku mosepad
Weird guy(probably named Alex or sum shit): busted a fat bluetooth nut all over my hatsune miku mosepad
by Saltywetham July 31, 2022
Get the Bluetooth nutmug. by demiantmb December 30, 2021
Get the Bluetoothmug. by Pihmp November 15, 2022
Get the Bluetoothmug.