cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.

Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home

by Pedro94 November 14, 2022