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Bill Clinton hit

When that lamer you know who tries to look cool and smoke weed but really doesnt. As in he/she pulls the smoke into their mouth instead of their lungs. The Bill Clinton hit is hated because it wastes weed and is usually only done by lameasses who want to look cool.
Yo that punkass over there took a Bill Clinton hit when the bowl got to him, why can't he just pass it if he doesn't want any?
by Steve Nobody May 2, 2006
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Bill Clinton number

The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.
by halcyontrooper April 2, 2011
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Bill Clinton Paradox

The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.

Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?

Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.

How fucking lame.

Completely not worth it.

Agreed.
by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010
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Bill Clinton Vegan

Eating no dairy, or products from animals other than fish. Choosing a vegan lifestyle while still eating fish. Eating no other meat or dairy products than fish.
A Bill Clinton vegan eats no dairy or meat products other than fish.

A Bill Clinton vegan will not eat any form of cheese, meat stalk, or meat of any kind other than fish.
by kelseyjean November 16, 2011
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bill clinton and chill

the same as Netflix and chill(sex) but if your in a relationship you would use this, like if your a player.Another use of this word would be used for asking some to cheat on on there significant other.
by lillyflower2109 November 27, 2016
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Bill Clinton Tourettes

A disorder of the nervous system that causes Republicans to instinctively and repetitively cite to Bill Clinton's transgressions, whether real or imaginary right wing conspiracy theories (e.g. Vince Foster), as justification for any and all misdeeds committed by Republicans. Bill Clinton Tourettes is always used in Lieu of rational or well reasoned arguments.
Be kind to the idiot in the corner loudly defending Roy Moore by talking about Oval Office blowjobs, he suffers from Bill Clinton Tourettes.
by Notorious RBG October 4, 2018
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Bill Clinton'd

The act of lying to the parents of the girl you got pregnant. To properly execute this, one must look the parents straight in the eyes and say "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" in a calm, cool kind of way.
Person 1: Yo I heard Moniqua's parents think you got her knocked up!
Person 2: Yeah but I Bill Clinton'd my way out of that and now everyone's cool with each other!
by DemonicSatan666 June 19, 2016
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