belgian birthday party

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.

"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."

by Stovaa June 8, 2018

belgian knuckle cake

Fisting a blue waffle with favorite topping then licking it off

Damn Girl! I would totally give you a Belgian knuckle cake

by Stemack February 1, 2018

Belgian Walnut

An anus

aww babe, let me put my cock in your belgian walnut

by Swiss Lips December 8, 2010

Belgian Delivery Boy

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.

I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.

by The Ishi October 7, 2007

Hot Belgian Waffle

Son of a #$@%

Shut up you Hot Belgian Waffle.

by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022

belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

by christian holmes April 27, 2007

Belgian Back Hander

A traditional style of wanking originating from Belgium. This is practiced in the shower and can be tricky! you must have one foot in the bath and the other raised on the side of bath. You give it the berries by putting your arm round the back of the raised leg and jack yourself off in a backwards hand (knuckles facing up!), hence the name Belgium Back hander.

I was bored last night, had a great "Belgian Back Hander" and got an early night..................

by BUSTIAN August 21, 2011