Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 20, 2012

1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.

someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

by cruster duster March 03, 2021

Regal Beetle

A clang in reference to a small brown beetle on the picnic table in front of Eskimo King.

" I poked that Regal Beetle with a nickel and could not stop laughing."

by Harry Lane Smith October 13, 2005

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

by alorette79 July 16, 2022

Jamaican beetle-juice

XXXTentacion

Have you ever hear of the Jamaican beetle-juice

by jerry dow April 15, 2019

Beetle-Cupping

Beetle-Cupping is when one puts their semen into a Ball Mold, freezes it until it becomes a frozen cum sphere, then place it inside a cup of water and drink it. It is purely for self pleasure.

Bro I did some Beetle-Cupping last night- Best Thing I've done in years 👌

by SirDaniel65 March 23, 2024

Beetle juiced

To be fucked and have it beat aloose..

That ho just got beetle juiced

by Sred9 June 25, 2023