Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

beef curtains

It refers to when something's time has come to an end, most commonly used by YouTuber KubzScouts.

"It's beef curtains for me, everybody" -when something bad happened and you're probably going to die

by lexyy. September 11, 2023