beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 31, 2007

beef curtain

vagina

her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse

by scart July 11, 2003

Beef Curtain

A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef

Ashley Casiano is such a beef curtain

by SHMIZZA July 24, 2008

beef curtain

I don't know what the fuck this is...crazy

Damn check this beef curtain! It's sweetaction!

by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003

beef curtain

A foolish, over-sensetive person.

Don't be such a beef curtain!

by afokenr March 25, 2003

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019