Beanhead

Some one with a large bean.

The bean of a person is the area of their head that starts at the base of the back of the ear and continues to the back of the head.

Someone with an extortionately sized bean can be expected to be ridiculed for having that back of head resembling those madlad aliens from the popular move franchise Alien.

'Yo, Ashton has some chonky beanhead.

by Clive Livingston December 29, 2019

Beanhead

You already know who it is

Beanhead the god

by Corey's family are thots May 18, 2020

Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

bathhead

A person who is or was addicted to bath salts. People who are under the influence typically either experience a state of euphoria and/or hallucinate, or they can enter a feral zombie-like state, such as in Miami 2012, where a homeless man was seen eating the face off of a another homeless man, due to being high on bath salts.

Eric: "Open the car door, there's a bathhead outside!"
Adam: "He was a bathhead before he died."

by killtryray June 15, 2021

beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022