Wise the fuck up

when something is so directly obvious to everyone around you but yet you choose to ignore it. practically slapping you in the face with the truth. your so far gone that "wising up" doesn't even define your stupidity, adding the FUCK really gets you revved up; WTFU

your girl is cheating on you & everyone knows

Bill: wheres your wife?
John: shes staying late for work...
Bill: with her hot boss?
John: yea
Bill: mane, WISE THE FUCK UP!
shes fuckin him!

John: *dumbfounded*

by dreamiin April 23, 2011

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R

If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...

by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022

Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick

Person1: wanna anal clock-wise

by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021

Wise Wife Words

When your wife words are wise and guides you in the right direction.

Listen and achieve. Easy task right ?

When success doesn’t knock your door, rely on Wise Wife Words. She is the key to success.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk June 1, 2019

Wise Sugar Mamma

Synonym for Cougar.

The wise sugar mamma pursues men half her age.

by Cat-a-mount November 13, 2011

Sir Jimothy The Wise

One of the greatest men of the civil age. An incredibly noble and kind sir. Although straight it is rumored he had many secretive homosexual relationships.

Sir Jimothy The Wise was the greatest philosopher of our time.

by Philsbury Doughboy September 3, 2021

fuck wise

1.When you run out of insults like:fuck nut and fuck wit.

2.A person that never forgets to wear a condom while fucking.

3.One step up from a dumbfuck.

1.BillyBob:You FUCK NUT!
JimmyJoeJackson:You FUCK WIT!!BillyBob:YOU...uhhh...ummmm...FUCKWISE?

2.Sarah:Make sure you be a fuckwise BillyBob and wear a condom before you slam me.

3.BillyBob:I got fire from my fuck wiper job because, I droped a fuck bomb on my manager.
JimmyJoeJackson:Only a fuckwise can be fired from a fuck wiper job

by L2L1 March 28, 2005