Slanty Baws

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".

Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"

by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 23, 2011

Baw Bag

Hibernian term of endearment. Why Hadrian built a wall…

See you Jimmy, ya swettie baw bag. Now give me some chips

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 14, 2023

Guwai Baw Baw

A very MASSIVE meme that competes with the low taper fade meme.

Also can be used for a Chinese car 🚗

The guwai baw baw meme is still considered MASSIVE

by sigmaboyalexander62618 January 10, 2025

Fanny Baws

A soft, camp pussy whipped who is drunk on to lager shandies, normally named Robert Greenhalgh.

Hey Robert Greenhalgh, you wee Fanny Baws, your Mrs wears the troosers .

by Beoman79 July 23, 2022

Baw face

Someone who is obese in the facial regions due to
Consuming excessive amounts of wine.

Have you seen that woman from over the road with the baw face ,she’s rattling another bottle of wine .It puts a damper on the saying she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

by Noholdingbackforever September 03, 2022

feart baws

*scottish term*

Feart Baws

The expression can be used when a woman who wants to have sex with you is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

- She can sink a Guinness in 4 seconds.
- She’s got the build of a Serbian log thrower who lives in the woods.

- You’re scared she’ll ride you like the last hurdle in the grand National. Feart Baws.

I’m truly pishing myself… she’ll destroy me and I can’t handle it. I’ve got ‘feart baws’

by Kayized November 28, 2023