Vellacott's Sasquatch

The case where a Sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. And until you open the box the Sasquatch can be considered both pissed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not pissed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.

I got a text message from steve yesterday it's a real Vellacott's Sasquatch

by Raquetinator June 27, 2010

sasquatch

A hairy male that goes to rialto high.. Better known as christian

Christian:Hey guys look at my legs...
Mariela: wow
Nathan: wow
Adrian:Dude.. Your looking like a sasquatch.. Maybe you should shave

by amazingrainbow72819 December 18, 2008

sasquatch

Large, hairy best often mistaken for a bear in the shower, whose pubic hairs clog the drain. Also goes by the name Sal.

The Salsquatch clogged the drain again.

by Imaginary girl Sal fondled October 3, 2003

pasquatchi

The hairy pubic area around a womens genitals. Only a true pasquatchi if it's large, sometimes migrating down her thighs, emitting a strong odor and generally unkept.

Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red pasquatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.

by Canadian Star January 2, 2008

Sasquatch

When you open up a toilet and the person who used it before you trimmed their pubic area and didn't flush the toilet.

Mary went into the bathroom and was surprised by the massive sasquatch that was left behind.

by yahhhBoiiii September 7, 2013

Sasquatch

A kid named Thad that is FUCKING HUGE! Usually found around northern California. Has been known to randomly say "Faggot" a lot. Rarely talks but makes strange noises such as "Rah rah rah" and "The Vogel." He has been known to randomly appear next to you and disappear a second later. His diet contains rabbits, babies, or anything else he comes in contact with.

Person 1. "I think i just saw Sasquatch!"

Person 2. "No that was just Thad."

by Big Foot1264 March 10, 2009

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022