baseball nap

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.

I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap

by PeterCotton September 20, 2010

Based Retard Gang

Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as 𝔅ℜ𝔊) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that “BRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music made to fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be allied with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

“Based Retard Gang is my life”
“BRG saved me”

by mjag August 5, 2023

Base bunny

A girl that lives near or on military bases. Their main objective is to become pregnant and "live the good life" as a military wife

Look at all those base bunny's ready to party

by cowboysfan August 1, 2008

thirteenth base

having sex with your partner's corpse after they reach twelfth base

I fucked this chick to death, and then I went to thirteenth base with her.

by 69Dildozer69 August 10, 2009

kiss a baseball boy day

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)

hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out

by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

91st base

The act of having sex with Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Lil B, Chuck Norris, LeBron James, Shrek, and Hillary Clinton in that exact order whilst simply walking into Moridor, confirming Half-Life 3, and proving that Tupac Shakur is alive, again, in that exact order.

Guy: Dude, Half-Life 3 is coming out!
Other Guy: No way... unless... oh shit... don't tell me...
Guy: Yep. Jimmy reached 91st base last night.
Other Guy: IMPOSSIBLE. One does not simply walk into Moridor.

by DrCEO July 22, 2014