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bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does
indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long
Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him
by tiredpersonn December 3, 2021
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bald turkey

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009
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Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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bald britany

Bald britany is a 5'o'clock shadow on a womans pussy. Its when she shaves her box of friday to go out and then what it feels like on tuesday after it has had time to grow!!!!
Peter says to Tommy Ibanged your sister on Tuesday and got a rash on my penis from her bald britany.
by diamond duane, cool keith December 16, 2008
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bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty
Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty
by Ur gey November 26, 2016
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bald & bankrupt

bald and bankrupt

An English vlogger who travels around India, Belarus and other post soviet countries. He tends to visit small villages and towns and talk with locals in either Russian or Hindi (depending on which country he is in). He is generally quite reckless and does minimal editing to his videos which are quite entertaining and engaging. His knowledge, respect, and the social compassion showed by him for the culture, history, and people who inhabit the place in which he visits have made him quite popular amongst his fans and those who know him. His full name is still unknown, but people in his videos often refer to him as "Bald" or "Benjamin" .
Bill: Have you seen bald & bankrupt's newest video?
Rajan: No, Who is bald and bankrupt?
Bill: Oh, well let me show you
by xXxronanthesnipperxXx January 16, 2020
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