bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.

Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.

by Blazer351 September 26, 2018

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long

Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him

by tiredpersonn December 3, 2021

bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

bald butter

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.

Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!

by macmex August 14, 2007

bald britany

Bald britany is a 5'o'clock shadow on a womans pussy. Its when she shaves her box of friday to go out and then what it feels like on tuesday after it has had time to grow!!!!

Peter says to Tommy Ibanged your sister on Tuesday and got a rash on my penis from her bald britany.

by diamond duane, cool keith December 16, 2008

bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

by Ur gey November 26, 2016