bailey

to poop on a lawnchair and sit in it until it hardens up

haha hes doing a bailey

by kyle mcmillian william March 13, 2011

Bailey

A very snotty girl who only cares about herself. She will lie to make herself look better and to make you look like an ass even if she is the real one. May pretend to be upset just to get attention.

Girl 1:Did you see Bailey crying today?

Girl 2:Isee Bailey crying everyday for attention.

Girl 1:Teah no kidding.

by yurout! July 11, 2011

Bailey

the best person ever, a handsome boy, with such a good personality, he will crack you up! Every Girl will turn their head for him in awe.

Girl: Hes SUCH a bailey!!

by pimpboi69 December 10, 2018

Bailey

A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.

I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Bailey

The name of noobs

Bailey is such a NOOB

by Juicy Wuevos May 23, 2019

Bailey

A fart

Dang stop bein such a BAILEY

Ew you smell like BAILEY

by Maelaa :) May 3, 2019

Bailey

Someone who’s always been there and never rejected me at any time. Bailey is an amazing girl. Bailey is someone who cares and loves anyone but lays there eyes on someone special to her heart.

Bailey I hope you see this soon...

I Love You...

- C

“Bailey, I need you in my life”

by Col-t-en??? March 27, 2020