Broke back Bagpipe

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016

Arkansas Bagpipe

When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.

That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!

by NurseRatchett February 27, 2021

Mellow BagPipe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.

massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig

by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts April 30, 2019

Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.

"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.

by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023

the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.

Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!

by Theoriginalbagpipe February 6, 2017