Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.

"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"

by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017

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backyard whore

some bitch in the back yard sucking on everyone’s dick include ya baby boy

man teresa is a backyard whore

by milky slut June 14, 2022

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memes at your backyard

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021

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North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

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Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014

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