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backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022
mugGet the backyardermug.

backyard whore

some bitch in the back yard sucking on everyone’s dick include ya baby boy
by milky slut June 14, 2022
mugGet the backyard whoremug.

Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
mugGet the Backyard Quesomug.

Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.
Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!
by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Backyard Birdermug.

Backyard Surfing

Backyard surfing is a discrete way to say smoking marijuana.
have to go to work but then im gonna do some backyard surfing then get some mucho munchies
by jumpingbeaner March 7, 2011
mugGet the Backyard Surfingmug.

backyard racist

A racist in your neigboorhood
Person 1. I heard bill is a backyard racist

Person 2. What is a backyard racist?
Person 1. A racist in your neighboorhood
by Reesegarcia.blainemn May 21, 2024
mugGet the backyard racistmug.

backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.
Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.
by Kihlba November 20, 2023
mugGet the backyard swaggermug.

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