Average C

A name for a condom. There are other names such as : Psycho C, Crazy C, Used C, and others that have not been founded. This is a word used in street language also.

Person 1 : "Whoa he just ripped out Average C, he's throwing it at people he's so crazy.
Person 2 : "I hope he doesn't hit me with that.

by IICrimsonTearz May 5, 2010

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Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

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average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

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