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The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?
Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.
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Who Asked

a term used by people who gets absolutely no bitches whatsoever.
"Yo, I beat the final level in this game bro"

"Who?"

"Me, I just-"

"NO WHO ASKED YOU (slur)"
by ravensmommymilkers March 9, 2022
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Bashar Al-Assad

Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,
That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad
by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019
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askali/afande

in swahili askali means police and afande means soldier
askali/afande
you talk like askali(police)
by mfalme May 29, 2009
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Who asked you anyway?

A response given to a party who offers an opinion when no invitation for opinion was ever extended.
Person A:
"Email me if you are interested in renting the home"

Response:
"In you (spelling mistake) dreams, blah, blah, market won't hold that price...blah, blah, I am not interested in the home, but thought I would open my unproductive mouth anyway.. blah, blah!

Person A:
Learn how to spell, learn how to be tactful in your emails, and oh ya, "Who asked you anyway?"
by Disinterested October 18, 2008
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that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
by dopplemire November 8, 2010
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