Mr. Main Event

Someone Dripping with Greatness, A Champion of Champions, A Man among Boys, A Hero To All, Someone who is always classy, someone who reaches 1 million miles and Keeps on going.
Ric Flair is the Mr. Main Event
by Byrd81 December 09, 2010
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Current Events (CE)

A board on GameFAQs with actual, intelligent discussions, unlike Life, the Universe, and Everything. You don't need a high user level to get in, but you can't get in initally either.
I asked how to play Thirteen on CE, it worked; I asked on LUE, no one responded.
by dj gs68 May 15, 2003
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Random Event Day

Random Event Day lasts from January 1st to December 31st each year, and during this period you are allowed to beat up anyone who thinks that random arbitrary event days listed on UrbanDictionary are legally binding, have mandatory participation, warrant any legitimacy at all, are funny, or otherwise recognise their existence beyond a level of thinking they're stupid.

Extra punishment is allowed if someone posts a screenshot of the definition of an "event day" onto Discord with some ominous or victorious music.
People who post about events such as Beat a Furry Day, Hug a Furry Day, Discord User Day, and all other similar event days are eligible for beating as per the specifications of Random Event Day.
by RobotSpark December 11, 2021
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Real Event OCD

A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.
Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
by SheeshImFast May 02, 2021
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Laundry Event Horizon

The point at which one can no longer avoid doing the laundry.
i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.
by norm051 April 01, 2011
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Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.
i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.
by imposter_edits June 30, 2019
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Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 12, 2020
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