adopted

when you are fatherless and motherless and you are depressed

mom: billy you're adopted
billy: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022

adopter

Person who adopted another person.

Adopter.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids

Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.

by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022

Adopt Me

A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.

Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.

No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.

by thepersonthatdoesntplayadoptme January 11, 2022

why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

by K9123 August 16, 2024

adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.

“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009