Stephen

Stephen may be a little crazy at times but he can be serious and helpful. Sometimes it's hard to be "just friends" with Stephen because his personality and looks are "all that and a bag of chips". He's the ex you'll always take back. You can prepare months to meet him but when you finally do, you are SO NERVOUS. Also Stephen will always love you and is always looking for a long term relationship. He feels self-conscious sometimes and will always calls himself ugly, but don't ever stop telling him he's not ugly. He will keep saying he's not but don't give up.
Stephen is also very honest. He will answer whatever question you ask.

If you don't have a Stephen in your life, i'm sorry.

"So ya know my friend Stephen?"
"The cute one?"
"yea"
"I like him"

by Grace/Burnt potato July 13, 2018

Stephen

The given name of “Stephen” spelled with a “ph” in the middle - instead of “v” - are notorious for having personalities akin to virgin, Christian camp guidance councilors for preteen.

Stephen? With a ph? Does that stand for pussy hole?? Fuck that douche.

by CrumpledSteak September 21, 2021

Stephen

The name often associated with the meme of a deformed dog saying "Phteven". The Ph at the beginning signifies and "f". Also, the old spelling derived from greek. Greek uses the Ph to make a v or an f such as; phalanx and Stephen. Most people will say it is the stupid/wrong spelling of Steven. Stephen can also be pronounced as "Stefen".

Stephen is a catholic saint. Stephen mean's rock in Greek, or something like that.

by Stopsayinghey July 26, 2018

Stephen

A person who only enjoys food in a buffet style. Many times this leads to an exracurricular bathroom experience. A "stephen" might also enjoy things such as fishing and farming. This person uses terms and phrases such as "neat", "wonderful", and "I'll bet my bottom dollar."

He is such a stephen

by Blahblahyipyip February 22, 2019

Stephen

A Stephen is one who can be nice, but usually annoying and most like to flex with AirPods. A Stephen asks way to many questions in Latin class, and overall, stay away from them.

Omg is that Stephen? Run

by Victoria :| January 9, 2019

Stephen

Should be spelled like Steven but chooses to spell it like stephen

Hey look it’s Steven. Don’t you mean Stephen

by Bigspanks May 6, 2018

Stephen

Surprisingly fat for one who plays so much sport.

Guy 1 "Is Stephen joining us for dinner? "
Guy 2 "That fat bastard can't even fit through the front door these days"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah...diabetic prick!"

by Joe Crockest December 19, 2019