Marcus Castro

Praise Marcus Castro!

by Olympusmons April 15, 2022

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Phillip Castro

Sexy male with luscious dreads or braids.
Best athlete
Gets plenty of girls
Incredibly smart

Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet

Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know

Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!

by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019

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Mária Castro

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😱: Mária <Angie> Castro

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

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Castro Way

A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.

Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food

by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 30, 2024

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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 22, 2022

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