Va-J-J

Socially acceptable replacement for the word Vagina. Allows you to use the word Vagina in places it normally wouldn't be acceptable.

Nice swing sir, did you get sand in your Va-J-J.

by zepper252 September 10, 2010

j

Derogatory term for anyone who's name is 2 syllables or longer and starts with the letter J.

Pete: yeah, J over there fucked everything up, now we gotta sit here and mope all night.

Alex: God damn it, J

by Joe Wa. February 11, 2008

J

The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').

"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.

by Victor Van Styn January 3, 2007

J & J

A juice drink consisting of half orange and half blueberry juice.

I'll have a J & J, please!

by Traylorjim October 24, 2008

No-J

No-J, short for knob jockey. Another word for a homo or someone who rides a knob like a jockey. Or a derogatory term for someone you think is a bit of a prick.

That bloke is such a No-J. I hate the prick.

by drtypykie April 7, 2015

at the j

One who has no life and only goes to the j to play basketball. Ex. Ryan Merten.

Ryan Merten is at the J getting schooled by Eric Kenney again.

by eric k June 9, 2004

The No-J

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.

1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."

by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009