Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

by TheJazzle September 07, 2023

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wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 06, 2022

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Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

by Big Cunt Swallower April 05, 2020

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Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"

Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend

by big time chuffer May 03, 2018

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Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 06, 2024

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