Wisconsin French Fry

A Wisconsin French Fry is the act of loading one's cock into a potato gun and consentually firing it into one's partner's anus.

I am going to Wisconsin French Fry you until your face looks like a Happy Meal.

by Bryan Wisconsin December 9, 2009

Wisconsin Otterslop

To masturbate using an OtterPop, or Freezee, depending on locale. Unleashed a torrent of colorful cold pleasure on those who chose to embark upon it's journey.

Chris: Oh man, why are the sheets all rainbow colored?

Alex: Tyler was doing the Wisconsin Otterslop

or

Alex: TYLER! Why were you doing the Wisconsin Otterslop on the bed?

Tyler: It... Felt.... Good?

by Colorful Otter May 1, 2011

wisconsin

Wisconsin is an awesome place to live. I know most people say they have good beer but that doesn't mean that they drink it too much. The Packers aren't so great but that doesn't mean that Wisconsinites are the same. Not everyone lives of a farm!!! There are many people who own homes but live the suburbs and don't own farms. There are also people who own farms but there is nothing wrong with that right!? Milwaukee is great! WISCONSIN IS AWESOME BIATCHES!

"Hey thats a nice house! Love the subdivision! Lets move here in Wisconsin instead of just coming for vacation!"

by Kyleee July 18, 2006

Old Wisconsin

An Old Wisconsin is when you take a crap in a sock and beat someone over the head with it.

Just Read The Definition.

by Doug Blitz December 21, 2004

Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch

The act of jerking off into an ice-fishing hole while pooping into a beer can.

We went out to the shack on the lake today, and we got so drunk that one of us pulled the ol' Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch.

We were so ashamed.

by Thwacko September 13, 2010

Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.

"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."

by tamslam March 2, 2015

Wisconsin Back Burner

To accidentally shit yourself while doing a hand stand, causing shit to run down your back.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He notedly Wisconsin back burnered on accident in the 2013 Olympics.

by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015