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Walking Wikipedia

A Walking Wikipedia is someone who appears to have more definitions inside them than the famous online dictionary. They will bring up nuggets of amazing information, usually totally irrelevant to the conversation and totally pointless. They are generally admired by people for their knowledge of pointless facts.
Guy 1: 'So did we have any English homework?'
Guy 2: 'I think so, yeah'
Guy 3: 'Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?'
Guy 1: 'Alright you walking wikipedia, thank you but i'm a little busy right now'
by Galactrix93 November 6, 2009
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Wikipedia That Hoe

When one has no knowledge over a certain subject and or has some school related material to finish, but was either too lazy to read the required material or just plain fucking stupid; so they proceed to gain their half-ass knowledge from said site.
Example 1
Guy #1: Dude I have to write a 4 pg paper on Nietzsche and I have no idea who the fuck he is.

Guy #2: Wikipedia that hoe!

Example 2
Guy #1: Did you hear that David Carradine died from auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Guy #2: Man that sucks....wait whats auto-erotic asphyxiation!? I know I'll just Wikipedia that hoe!

Example #3
Guy #1: Can a guy get pregnant by retrograde ejaculation?

Guy #2: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you...let's Wikipedia that hoe!
by ChiefSlapAHoe October 30, 2010
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wikipedidiot

One who goes on wikipedia and changes all of the definitions to random things totally off topic.
Before: Camel- A large mamel that belongs to the llama family.

After: Camel- What the fuck is a camel

that wikipedidiot just ruined the definition of the best freaking desert llama in the world wtf?
by Ghett0asassin July 9, 2009
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wikipedia intellectual

one whose vast amount of knowledge, information, and trivia is gained primarily through wikipedia articles.
You know, Einstein was said to have watched his best friend drown when he was young just to see what it was like." "How do you know that?" "Oh, I'm a wikipedia intellectual.
by polpun November 12, 2010
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WikipeDHD

Entering wikipedia and opening several dozen windows because the one thing you were reading is linked to something else that (somehow) captures your attenion. This is common with things irrelevent to the intended topic.
Bill: I was on Wikipedia yesterday and when I looked at the menu bar, there were 12 pages open.

Tom: Are you sure you don't have WikipeDHD
by Cuppa_Soup December 3, 2010
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Captain Wikipedia

Someone who comes with a ton of information about an item, object, person or anything in existence even though said information was not asked for.
Person A: Wow, that's one hell of a gun

Person B: It's a Beretta M 1951; a 9 mm semi-auto gun. It was developed somewhere between the '40s and the '50s and....

Person A: Thanks Captain Wikipedia
by Prosit July 9, 2010
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wikipedianism

Religion naming Wikipedia as God, because it knows all important knowledge, and Myspace as Jesus, for it has over 120 million followers in several countries. Wikipedists are also known as Wikipedians and follow the basic wikipedian philosophy of Inclusionism, Exclusionism and Deletionism. Being a part of this religion one will often experience wikigasms as wikipedia is one erotic beast.
Guy1: Dude, all you do is edit wikipedia and myspace.
Guy2: I know, i am in love with them, but i don't have time for a girlfriend.
Guy1: Then join wikipedianism; i get a wikigasm like every five minutes, its amazing! Plus there's so much to learn from wikipedia.
by Wikipedist November 7, 2006
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