What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.
by Kitty meow36 January 30, 2016
A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.
Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.
by JoeyTalyor0108 November 01, 2022
by Benergy January 25, 2019
The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.
by weves October 27, 2010
Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
by ToolHandle January 02, 2017
a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic
"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"
by h080e February 16, 2023