wally whomp

to mash vigorously
to have erotic sexual intercourse

Dave: Dood, I totally wally whomped the shit outta that broad.
Shandel: lmfao
Dave: Dood, I might just go back for anotha sesh.
Shandel: Ok. do it fam. ill join in.
OR
Kid 1: DOOD I WALLY WHOMPED YOUR MOM.
Kid 2: OMG!? REALLY!?!?!
Kid 3: DOOD YOU WALLY WHOMPED HIS MOM? I DID TOO!
Kid 1: IMA WALLY WHOMP YOU ALL WITH MY PENIS!

by El Wangadore February 22, 2008

wally skag

Word play on the phrase 'skally wag', it is used to describe a heroin addict who takes heroin by placing it on his 'glans penis', aka, the end of his wally, the effect being the instant transfer of heroin into the blood stream, yipes.

You see that guy with the long hair, I rekon hes a wally skag!

by Sencerd July 30, 2004

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

Wally Franks

I'M OUTTA HERE

Wally Franks is the best character in batim fr

by cirno fumo November 21, 2022

wally wankler

When a male tosses off two boys at the same time and slaps them both together until they cum

Ben-"I was tossing off Sam and Eddie and before they finished I slapped their dicks together"
Joe-"You did a wally wankler?!"
Ben-"I guess I did"
Party rock anthem

by Pastarus September 21, 2014

Callum wallis

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers

by okden April 11, 2020

Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf

your being a callum wallis

by okden April 11, 2020