Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw

I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010

nothing ventured, nothing gained

you can't expect to achieve anything if you never take any risks.

"If you're too afraid to start a business, just remember that nothing ventured, nothing gained - sometimes you have to risk everything to be successful."

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

rusty venture

the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.

wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing

by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red

From the venture brothers

I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday

by Destoroyah November 25, 2010

Joint Venture

When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.

Sally sat outside dumbfounded and too scared to go anywhere, that joint venture broke her spirit.

by LuvUevenIf May 17, 2018

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.

Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"

by Bustadave November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your penis is red and sore

She Rusty Ventured me all night long.

by Shore Leave November 26, 2010